Alligator Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with one's penis. Both a noun and a verb.

I woke her up with an alligator slap.

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Alligator Slap

An open-handed alternative to the Donkey Punch.

If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.

I wanted to see the look in my girlfriends eyes, so I gave her the Alligator Slap instead of the Donkey Punch.

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