alpe

alpe, shortened form of the mexican frase, "como ano al pene", which in english means, "like a cock in an anus", referring to the properties of tightness or fit.

"That ring suits your finger alpe"

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Alp

Alp is the realest, most genuine, and kindest person you will ever meet. He is funny in a way that lights up a room, which is why he has a lot of friends. However, he also has a lot of high standards and will choose close and loyal friends. You can tell Alp anything as he is trustworthy and will appreciate you, if you open up to him about your life, or secrets. He is stubborn in a good way because there’s nothing he can’t do if he puts his mind to it!

On the outside, he easily grabs attention with his charisma: it’s just hard to not smile at him when he’s talking to you. He has a pretty-boy face with sparkling eyes, and usually a distinctive hairstyle. He has a tall, hot body- just like the mountains () if you have an Alp you most probably have a best friend and the coolest boyfriend. Alps are cool, there is no other like Alp.

Your name is Alp?
So it is true what they say.. about your charisma..

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Alps

1) A well known mountain range in Europe (Austria, Switzerland, Italy ) where it's possible to do some great skiiing and snowboarding.

2) "alp solid" (slang: "alpsolite") is often used instead of "rock solid".

1) "Since I went up and down the alps I don't even mind San Francisco's hills anymore."

2) "So you're sure this is gonna work?"
Yeah trust me, there's nothing more alpsolite"

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ALPS

Acronym for Average Likes Per Status. Pioneered by Bobby Mcgoon aka Bob Gorman. This is the only real measure of relevance, comedy, and popularity. Anything less than ALPS of 25 is insignificant and means that person shouldn't be on your friends list.

That man has some strong ALPS, I aspire to be like him one day.

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alp

1. A common Turkish name for individuals
2. An individual exhibiting lethargy on a daily basis

"Look, it's Alp sleeping!"

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Alps

Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc.

"Yo dude, check out the alps on that one."
"Yeah, that'd be swiss to cock-toboggan between those."

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ALP

Pronounced "AYE ELLE PEE" Acronym for "Abnromally Large Penis" used by many on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat).
Mainly useage of this word is found on the Undernet IRC network. (see MIRC)

"* snoopdan lets notty hold his ALP"

"hey snoop, hows the ALP hanging?"

"My ALP itches."

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