Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

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Alpha Geek

The most tech savey guy/gal in the office... also still a virgin.

Guy 1:Wow..that Chris guy just fixed that computer...
Guy 2: Yeah but hes still a Virgin...
Guy 1:hahaha must be the Alpha Geek!

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alpha geek

alpha geek: n.
from animal ethologists' alpha male The most technically accomplished or skillful person in some implied context.

“Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek here.”

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