alt gurl

A weird white girl who puts on weird facemakeup, and support dream SMP. Usually things like big wings of eyeliner, lots of black eyeshadow, and black lipstick. You’ll probably find these animals wild in Hot Topic, most likely wearing tall platoformed buckled boots, fishnets, a pixie cut with dyed hair, and a gay flag pin everywhere. They tend to get offended over everything, even if it’s not aimed towards them, and you might not want to get too close to them because they might bark at you. They say cringey things like. “Bark” “Ruff!” “Pog! “Swag” “XD” “UwU” and “/j” they probably have a Hatsune Miku fanpage, and usually do cosplays but make it 99% weird accessories and 1% cosplay. Another thing these weird alt girls do is use “pronouns” like “Xe/Xem, Xey/Xeym, Bun/Bunself, Pumpkin/Pumpkinself, Zer/Zerself, Kitten/Kittenself” and etc. If you don’t “respect their pronouns” you’ll probably get canceled and barked at.

George: “Ew, look at that weird alt gurl.”
Jorge: “Gross. You’re right. Don’t get too close to it, it might bark at you.”

alt gurl

A weird white girl who puts on weird facemakeup, and supports the Dream SMP, such as wearing big wings of eyeliner, lots of black eyeshadow and more. Covers herself with nose and eyebrow piercings, and ugly tattoos. They tend to bark at people and say things such as “XD” “UwU” “Pog!” “Swag” and get offended over every little thing, even if it’s not aimed towards them. They usually have their hair in a pixie cut, and dyed red, green, blue, or rainbow. They make up random sexuality’s and use pronouns such as “Furry/Furryself, Kitten/Kittenself, Bun/Bunself, They/Them, Xe/Xem, Xey/Xeyself, and other crazy things. If you don’t “Respect their pronouns” they’ll most likely bark at you, and try and cancel you. You’ll probably run into them at Hot-Topic wearing black skirts, gloves, hats, a dog collar, spiky jewlery and more. Watch yourself around alt girls, they’re weird.

Person 1: “Ew look, it’s a weird Alt Gurl”
Person 2: “Gross. Look at that furry, it will probably bark at us so don’t get too close to it.”