Ambi-dick-trous

1. The ability to masturbate with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

1. Hey Jack, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.

2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.

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Ambi-dick-trous

When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand

“which hand did she use”
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”