Ambidextrodysplasic

Suffering from the condition where the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

Manager) I'm sorry sir your card has been declined
Customer) I didn't pay by card
Waitress) Here's your bill sir
Customer) I already paid in cash
Waitress 2) Here's your card sir, thank you, please come again
Customer) This is not my card, err....
Waitress 2) I think it is
Customer) Errr....
Manager) Are you ready to order now sir?
Waitress 3) Here's your fish sir, enjoy!
Customer) Ambidextrodysplasic bunch of cretins!