Amelia Bedelia

The protagonist of the American children's books written by Peggy Parish...The original troll from your childhood.

Mr. Rodgers asks Amelia Bedelia to get arms for his chair.

"Oh...oh god, Amelia," stammered Mr. Rodgers asks her backed up.

"Where did you get the arms for that chair--"

He stopped before finishing the sentence.

"N-no, dont answer that, I just need a brainstorm session to--"

Amelia Bedelia had gotten real human arms.

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Amelia Bedelia Earhart

Ferret-faced creeper. Most likely female. An Amelia's odor permeates from it cage into all air surrounding it, pervading into even the deepest corners. Owner often a Tommy.

Did that buttslut forget to clean Amelia Bedelia Earhart's feces again? Great...

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Amelia-Bedelia-ass

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an example of how it's used in a sentence... "damn this is an Amelia-Bedelia-ass urbandictionary post"