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South American Cocktail

The art of filling a plastic cup with one's own fecal matter, urine, and semen whilst sprinkling pubic hair atop the mixture and placing it in the freezer. The frozen block is then cut out of the plastic cup and inserted into the rectum. The fluid that melts out of the anus is then collected and served to guests.

"Hey Thomas! Let's make some South American Cocktails for the Football Game!"
"O.K.!"

by laupai12 March 6, 2009

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American Cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a glass for a girl or guy to drink

Daddy make me an American cocktail.

by Trump is a Fagget June 11, 2018


American cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a cup for either a guy or a girl to drink out of

Daddy can you make me an American cocktail

by Trump is a Fagget June 11, 2018