American Online Answers

The crappiest and least reliable of all answer forums.

It acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. Most people with half a brain won't use it.

The only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental retards who get pissed of at the smallest things.

Below is a comparison between how a normal human and an AOL user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.

Homo sapiens:

I'm sorry for your loss.

Typical American Online Answers User:

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(Translation is inhumanely impossible)

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