American presidents

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American presidents: 1-43 old people.

44th black man.

45th a clown.

46th old

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American Idol President

A presidential candidate who gains popular support through the masses by way of tapping into the collective conscious of American voters and thus turning an otherwise drab and status-quo election year and reducing it to a televised highschoolesque popularity contest.

American Idol President,Barack Obama, Arnold "Zah Govahnator" Schwartzenneger

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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"