Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.
"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."
Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks
I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday
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Shitting into a bucket with water and a hole in it. Then proceeding to strip down your partner and put the bucket over there mouth until there mouth is full.
Dude I just American Water Tortured my girlfriend.