Amherst College

The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.

Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.

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amherst college

Number Two, and bitter about it. See shit for more information.

"Like all of my classmates, I go to Amherst College because I didn't get in to Williams College."

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