Among Us syndrome

A severe psychological impairment that develops after playing hella too much Among Us. People who suffer from Among Us syndrome will start to become extremely distrusting of everyone around them, with delusions that somebody in the crowd is an imposter plotting to kill them. As the syndrome grows worse, their entire vocabulary will be reduced to one word: SUS.

It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.

Bob: Oh hey Mike! What's u—
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...

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Among Us Syndrome

What happens when you are playing among us
And then lose
Symptoms include:
Trust issues-
Anger-
Being an asshole-
Extreme use of the word sus-
Mentally scarring you for life-

Black: Hey I have "Among us syndrome"
Pink: What does that mean?
Black: It means
"Five minutes later"
Announcer: Defeat
Black: YOU STUPID PEICE OF SHIT I KNEW IT WAS CYAN I KNEW IT
Pink: Calm down dude
Black: YOU'RE ACTING SO SUS RIGHT NOW

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Among us syndrome

Seeing among us characters and objects everywhere in your daily life. And you hear people saying is SUS 20 times followed by DING DING DING DING DING DING DING *Inhales* DING DING DING

Dude you gotta help me I see among us everywhere I think I have Among us syndrome

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among us toe syndrome

when your toe looks like an among us character

"hey your toe reminds me of an among us character."
"YOU DON'T HAVE AMONG US TOE SYNDROME DO YOU??"

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Sussy among us balls syndrome

When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.

Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.

Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.

Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient

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