anal abortion

When a humanoid excretes an obnoxiously massive fecal deposit, is sometimes referred to as an 'anal abortion'.

Taco Bell gave me an anal abortion.

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Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion