Anal Aperture

The opening of the anus, from which Fundie Muck emerges.

see also; asshole.

William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.

eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.

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Anal Aperture in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.

Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.

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