Anal Birthday

When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.

Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants

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birthday anal

The day in which no matter the excuse, your girlfriend permits you the opportunity for anal sex. Fortunately for the men this is a fact!! Ref:-The laws of co-habitation, 1883- mcMiller, Brian. Book 3 chapter 4, section 69.

IE: Jeff- " hey honey guess what day it is?"

Random hot chick- "hump day?"

Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."

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