Anal Mint

Anal being a sexy word. Not as in the act of anal sex but in the sense that you are so anal about spelling and gramatical perfection it's sexy.

Mint means to describe something that is so sinfully good, it's almost morally-wrong.

Therefore, mash the two words together and you get Anal Mint which is the Holy Grail of everything wonderful and orgasmic.

Dudette: Tell me this video of Muse isn't mint. It's like he's fingering his six-string damnit.

Dude: It's more than mint. It's Anal Mint.

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