Anal Tuesday

A global holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday of every week. Methods of celebration include:

1) "The way the natives do": Participating in the act of anal sex

2) "Alternative celebration": The act of masturbating to anal pornography or the thought of anal sex

Falesi: Happy Anal Tuesday! You guys gonna celebrate?

Doran: Yup! Met a chick at the Black Squirrel Saturday night and she said she'd be up for some hershey highway 'splorin!

McQuiver: Unfortunately I'm only going home to tube8 to stroke lil McQuiver to some blacks on blondes.

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