Anal obliterator

An object one uses in any use of anal destruction, causing 3rd degree burns and an exploded rectum.

Man 1: Last night i had to go to the hospital for colon reconstruction.

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: I got destoyed by an anal obliterator

Man 2: oh, that sucks... so, i hear you queef?

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