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So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.
Kevin gave Jill an Ancient Mariner she'd never forget.
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So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.
I clapped with delight when my boyfriend surprised me with an Ancient Mariner.
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So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.
Jill was shocked when her birthday surprise from Tim turned out to be an Ancient Mariner.
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a weather beaten looking male with large sideburns and stubble. possible wearer of glasses. has large amounts of sailing experience. many people use the ancient mariner as a scapegoat, this is mainly due to his calm temper similar to that of the mediteran sea. however sometimes the mariner will use terms such as "loww it" and "SPARR" to express agrivation. the mariners natural enemys are the kracken (deceased)1250-2008 and spartacus march 1992-present. Mariners tend to have very attractive sisters that generally tend to be a year older than the ancient mariner himself.
Hobbies include; Sailing the seven seas, Smoking on the stinky boodah, Online gaming
"ahhhh mariner bay"
"old ancient mariner when did you get back from sailing?"
"oi ancient mariner pass the greenary"
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An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"
I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.
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This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.
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