Andrew Seegel

One of the slowest, AND I MEAN SLOWEST, people you will EVER meet. Seegels tend to get mad at their brothers because their brothers tend to poop on the rim of the toilet, rather then into the bowl. Andrew Seegels get grounded because they drink too much milk. They also like to stand up to their friends but quickly become a wuss when threatened. Andrew Seegels suck ass at GTA golf and GTA blackjack.

Andrew Seegel for president 2020