A Giga-Chad who expertly plays the saxophone.
(Has at least 7 girlfriends)
“Bro Andrew Smith is so cool”
-some chick
Andrew Smith is an absolute stallion who gets all of the girls. He bangs anything that moves including " pigs sheep girls guys minors old single ladies and much more. Andrew Smith is also a legendary friend who loves to rap along to lil pump songs. Andrew beats his slaves very harshly when they talk back to him. He also only feeds the children in his basement only once a week. He tends to only eat bagels covered with the blood of orphans. Andrew is an extremely good friend that is extremely skinny and is white as slenderman. He often spends his free time sniffing the hair of minors and makes them give his 18 year old rear end a foot massage.