Android User

A human, just like you.

Why the fuck would you search this? Just so you could find some snarky remark about them being 'fucking gay' or 'dumb ass bitches'? Get a fucking life. What brand your little computer pocket comes from ain't important, chief.

Chad - Yo, you heard? David got an Android, what a cuck.
Mike - You... do know it doesn't fucking matter, right?
Chad - Android users are gay as fuck!
Mike - {Unfriends Chad, fuck you Chad}

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Android user

Typically a young male who works for big tech, with an extremely large penis and a 7 to 8 digit net worth. Highly respected professional with an incredible sense of humor.

Jane - Do you know John is an Android user?
Kate - Yeah, he always gave me that big dick energy

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android user

Probably the gayest person ever. Always says android is better than Apple but doesn't back it up

Dude- that guy is an android user
Dude 2- eww I bet he can't justify why it's better than apple

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Android user

A group of stubid people who use damn android as their phone . And that android is a ripoff of iOS lol. Android user always yell at iPhone user and think their android is god but iPhone is shit pulled by Steve Jobs. But in reality, those are both opposite lol. And android phonesss are soooo fuckin laggy as they are made of rubbish lmao

Look! He is an <b> android user </b> using his explosive Samsung galaxy note 7!

<em> 5 mins later </em>
<b>Kaboooomm</b>

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Android user

Also known broke boy/girl dumbass but most importantly you are GAY. Android brand is also the top leading brand in the lgbt community look it up. Anyone that disagrees is GAY so might as well get an android if you don’t already have one you fucking faggot.

Android user means gay/broke

Bruce: hey I just got a new phone wanna see?
Nick: yea yea what brand is it?
Bruce: it’s a android

Nick: yea ur definitely gay bud see ya

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