Anglosexual

Someone who is only attracted to individuals with English accents.

I dig Jude Law, not Johnny Depp, because I'm Anglosexual.

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Anglosexual

A person (particularly from continental Europe or North America) who is romantically and/or Sexually attracted to the typical image of people from the British isles. This may include: cuisine, behaviour and accent.

P1: “Oi, what’s the matter luv”
P2: “I was wanking one to Paul McCartney the other day but me mum walked in.”
P1: “waddadid ya do?”
P2: “I had to come out and confirm that I am Anglosexual”

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Anglosexual

An anglosexual is a person who derive immense sexual pleasure from a partner with a British accent.

An anglosexual wants to ride Britania.

For an anglosexual the

empire strokes back.

An anglosexual can't cum until the bloke

screams Galileo

For an anglosexual England is the wettest place on earth.