Angry Cupcake

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake and is now angry because she has to wash her hair.

Jake: Hey Chris!
Chris: What's up? Why is Patricia so mad at you?
Jake: I gave her an Angry Cupcake.

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angry cupcake

A delicious combination of naughty and nice. Not to be confused with the imitation "malicious muffin", an angry cupcake always has sprinkles and a cherry on top. Often called a pretty delight with a naughty mean streak.

Dan: Cindy seems like a real tart.
Jeff: Nah she's just one angry cupcake.
Dan: NICE!

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