Angry Marines

Space Marine chapter in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe that was orginally created on 4chan. Has only the most irritated, insane, mad, generally angry Space Marines who can't be assigned to any other chapter due to their disregard for chain of command, general profanity and irritablity. Tend to carry out suicidal assaults - and win nonetheless.

Are generally led by Commissar Fuklaw, Egar, or any other equivalent of a pissed off Imperial Commissar.

Marines in this chapter also have anger-related names, often spelled backwards for humourous (?) effect. Examples include Ragequit, Muchdickery, Getoffmylawn, Dissep, Bitch Sodomiser of Death (BSOD), etc.

Normally also are recognized by their chant - "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"

Are also notorious for having Powerfeet and Powerfists - the Fists to smash the enemy's face in, the Feet to curbstomp and kick in the enemy's balls.

Random Imperial Guardsman -"Commissar, who are they?"
Random Commissar (in awe) - "They…are the Angry Marines. And they shall know no calm."
Angry Marine Sarge - "GOT THAT MUCH RIGHT, FUCKERS! WE'RE HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR SHITTY OP! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT AND LET US WORK, YOU CUNTS!"

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Angry Marines

These guys are serious motherfuckers. They constantly use the word "FUCK".

Indeed, Angry Marines frequently claim that 100 Angry Marines led by an Angry Captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of Raven Guard can do in ten years. When asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st Company Captain Raserei responded, "YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!" Truly, Raserei is a poet.

It's the motherfucking ANGRY MARINES!!! Come get some, dicksniff!

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Angry Marine

1. A Space Marine chapter created on 4Chan. Known for been really angry all the time, and Powerfeet.

ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!- Angry marine hymn

"BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF SHIT WITH YOUR POWER BAT. IF YOU'RE TOO PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED TO FIND SOMETHING TO HIT, YOU BETTER FUCKING START RUNNING."- High Chaplain Peterson

"POWERFEET ARE FOR KICKING THOSE FUCKS IN THE BALLS!-Anonymous

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