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Blow job with apple juice in your mouth
It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.
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when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.
That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.
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When someone inflicts pain to their anus by sticking things inside and it prolapses. The swelling looks like an apple.
She has an angry orchard down there.
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Usually what the bitches drink! Not for the men
I took my bitch out for dinner, I got a red oak, she got a angry orchard .
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Piss from a horse that drank cider
Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider