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(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.
You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.
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When feeling an intense need of pickles, prescription medicine and masturbation, one is said to be "Anna Nicoling"
Guy 1: Taylor took 3 Prozacs this morning and masturbated all afternoon while eating pickles.
Guy 2: That mofo really knows how to Anna Nicole!
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Anna Nicole is the term used to describe unbelievable hotness and awesomeness. Since Anna and Nicole just mean awesomeness, together they are absolutely amazing.
"wow! she is so hot"
"I know! she is an Anna Nicole!"
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Dude, stop calling my celly asking me for Xanax! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling a sketch pad.
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A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.
Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.
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A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became depressed over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and eventually became a pill popping, obese slut.
However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
Like my boddddy? Trim Spa baby! *cheesy smile*
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