Anson Low

The most handsome son of a bitch in the galaxy. Women fall for him, Men jerk for him, Aliens Kill just to see 1/4 of his eyes, that's the kind of man Anson Low is.

Also big dick, that's kinda kimportant.

John: You may be handsome "insert handsome man", but you're nowhere near as handsome as Anson Low.
"handsome man" : True, also my dick isn't as big.