I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.
Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."