Ant and Dec

Comic Geordie geniuses to rival the greats (ie The Chuckle Brothers) and the saviours of British TV between 7pm and 8pm on a Saturday. There high brow form of humour and superior acting skills have to be seen to be believed. Their finest moment possibly being the bit in Byker Grove where the little one is shagging the one with the big foreheads bird in front of him and big-fod can't see a thing 'cos he's blind.

And this years celebrity marriage award goes to Ant and Dec

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ant n dec

a term used in glamour photography and porn film production. an 'ant n dec shot' is one where the female star exposes her "bald little twat and arsehole" to the camera.much the same as tv schedulers do with the irritating geordie duo on uk television.

right then love thats enough tit shots lets do a couple of ant n decs then we can go for lunch.

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Ant 'n' Decs

Oral sex. Standard cockney innit

Edelman: Would you like some Ant & Decs?
Seamus: No, get off me you triple bum jew.

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