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The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.
Occurs November 16th annually
“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”
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On February 20th it turns Anti-French/British Day where your allowed to criticize the French or British without remorse
On Febuary 20th I'm killing queen Elizabeth the third.
"Damn this is a hella fine day today I just harassed a entire british colony into suicide and set the french into a spiraling interstellar loop of depression."
-Me 2021 (3 days in the future)
Anti-French/British Day is really fucking cool
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When a man ejaculates on a female’s glasses, and then wipes his penis on them, like on a car’s windscreen wiper.
Hey George, did you hear about Mark giving Emily a “British rainy day”?
On the 2nd December it is the ”national british gal day” where everybody wears much makeup, say skunk/shit all the time, shakes their bodies and talks with a clear british accent.
-Why do you look like that?
-Because it’s the national british gal day, you skunk
the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!
british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!
✿ | 26 October
✿ | the day where everyone speaks in their best, fanciest British accent. even if it's mockery or inaccurate, who cares? let's appreciate our brits!
✿ | little conversational example:
“How do you celebrate international British accent day?”
“By making a British accent, duh!”
“How do you make the accent?”
“Google is exis’ing very fine, ol’ chap, I can’t be your Google forever...”
“Oh! I see”
On October 28th it's national British people day!! wish your British friends a great British person day.
"Oi its national British person day today chav, your personal day"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"