Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid