Anutricious

(adjective) A product served as food that has been so thoroughly processed that no useful vitamins or minerals remain, hence it might as well have been extruded from an anus.

Drunk Kid: Hey, let's get fast food from that huge corporate outlet!
Sober Kid: Ugh, but it's ... anutricious...
Drunk Kid: Hahaha but seriously I'm so hungry I could eat that shit anyway.