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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, part of the amazing quartet of Congresswomen known as The Squad.
AOC rocks!
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Short for Amazing, Outstanding Congresswoman, a.k.a. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!
"Awesome" may be substituted for "Amazing," since both are equally valid. AOC is the best!
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AOC is: Check the correct box:
☐ A good Congressperson
☐ A great Congressperson
☐ An amazing Congressperson
☑ The Best Damn Congressperson ever, bitches
That's right! AOC is the best, period.
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Short for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a popular liberal congresswoman who is an inspiration to many young people. She is very popular with younger people for her strong, boss, confident attitude and her respect for women, POC's, indigenous people, the LGBTQ community, etc. She also connects with her younger audience with "memes," for example when she played the popular video game "Among Us" to encourage young people to vote, and ocasionaly speeking in slang like when she said on twitter, "New party, who dis?"
AOC should be an inspiration to everyone!
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is a acronym for Amped On Coffee. Usually used by californians who are hip with the street lingo.
casey: hey do you know what aoc means??
jacob: uhh no?
casey: well it means amped on coffee bra, duhh!! everyone who is anyone knows that.
jacob: sorry man maybe i should go out to california so i can be hip and cool.
casey: (smells own fart)
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The Dumbest Congresswoman To Ever Exist
AOC Is A Fucking Idiot
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AOC, or Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, is an Applebee's bartender who was promoted to Congress after being selected via the Democrat's 'Loser Lottery' initiative.
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Abuela: Dios mio, my roof, eet seenk, water, eet pour. Plees AOC, lend me the $500.
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
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