App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.

Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.

app-tard

Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.

Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.

Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again

Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.

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