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National kick a short kid day.
It's April 17, and my buddy Evan looking short af, kick his ass
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April 17th is the birthday of the most beautiful girl or boy that is sporty and is always loyal to there friends so you know they will never betray you. They are also very Hot and will grow up to be very Wealthy but will use there money in a fair way. They also will always find a way to be helpful and kind.
April 17th is the Birthday of the best girl or boy on earth
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hey, it's April 17, go eat some fries or something. you can use this as well to persuade your parents to get you McDonald's.
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April 17 is national shut the fuck up day. It doesn’t matter who you are just shut the fuck up and stop saying stupid shit
Hey dipshit it’s april 17, so shut the fuck up
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April 17 is national kiss day
April 17 is national kiss day is when you kiss the person you talk to or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if they kiss you first let them
International Bat Appreciation Day
Thank you bats for allowing me to stay inside all day because coronavirus. -Me on April 17
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On this day you should pick up your short friend and throw him down the hall and yell "THIS BITCH UGLY! YEET!"
Wes: "Aaaah! What are you doing?"
Jack: "It's April 17th"
Wes: "Oh no..."
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