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1. Song on album of the same name, released by the band Jethro Tull in 1971
...a. Name given to a perverted, disgusting bum type character in the song
...b. Referring to the lower class of humans created by man and not a god, representing the badness of the race (3)
...c. Conceptual song attacking the basic structure of religion and society, and how people alienate less fortunate humans, like Aqualung (1a) and "Cross-Eyed Mary," from the album's next song
...d. A term now (c) by Ian Anderson
2. Another name for SCUBA gear
...a. Which make a strange wheezing noise which supposedly represented the sound of Aqualung (1a) breathing
...b. Not in the real dictionary (1d)
3.
...1 In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.
...2 And Man gave unto God a multitude of names,that he might be Lord of all the earth when it was suited to Man
...3 And on the seven millionth day Man rested and did lean heavily on his God and saw that it was good.
...4 And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of others likened unto his kind.
...5 And these lesser men were cast into the void; And some were burned, and some were put apart from their kind.
...6 And Man became the God that he had created and with his miracles did rule over all the earth.
...7 But as all these things came to pass, the Spirit that did cause man to create his God lived on within all men: even within Aqualung.
...8 And man saw it not.
...9 But for Christ's sake he'd better start looking.
"Aqualung? I love that song... clasic."
"People think Aqualung is evil but actually he's just a dirty old man."
"Uh oh. My aqualung is broken. I think I'm going to drown now."
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1. A song by the band Jethro Tull
2. The ultimate manifestation of human evil
That hobo over there sure looks like an aqualung.
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a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor that is being inhaled by someone on a binge
Dude, check out the aqualung...that guy's gonna get hammered!
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Rather good band, well, person. Matt Hales. If you have any taste in music that's worth paying any attention to then you will like this band.
Aqualung have 2 albums.
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An asian person who tries to breath under water but fails and end up drowning to death.
George tried to test out his aqualungs theory but failed and ended up DOA.
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When you're getting head and you force the girls head onto your cock. Then when she tries to come up for a breath you bust down her throat. The key is timing. She has to be inhaling in order for it to truly be an ANAV aqualung. Semen MUST enter the lungs.
I gave this girl the ANAV aqualung so bad when my load hardened in her lungs she had emphysema.
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Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey, Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey, Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, oh, Aqualung
Sun streaking cold, an old man wandering lonely
Taking time, the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to a bog and warms his feet
Feeling alone, the army's up the road
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung, my friend, don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
When the ice that clings on to your beard
It was screaming agony
Hey and you snatch your rattling last breaths
With deep-sea diver sounds
And the flowers bloom like
Madness in the spring
Sun streaking cold, an old man wandering lonely
Taking time, the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to a bog and warms his feet
Feeling alone, the army's up the road
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung my friend don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Aqualung my friend don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me
Sitting on a park bench
Eying up little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, hey Aqualung
Oh Aqualung