Arabian Clunkadore

When you wrap a string around your testicular sack, soak the string in lighter fluid and then light the string on fire. You then dip your sack in ice water and your balls fall off. Now you've got a nice drinking glass, or better yet... A gift to give your family for the Holidays!

Jesus: "Man! If i had a nice set of arabian clunkadores I would totally suck my dad's penis!"
Mother Mary: "OH BOY! Fuck me dry! You sacrificed yourself for our sins and now i'm going to finger myself to death!"
Jesus: "JESUS CHRIST BITCH! THAT'S EEEERRRROOOOTTTTIIIICCCC!"

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