Aran Ryan

That irish person who probably wants to kill Little Mac

Person 1: So, you know Aran Ryan, specifically in the Wii version of Punchout right
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: How TF did Mac not die from getting hit by horseshoe-loaded gloves
Person 2: He had Nanomachines (son)
Person 1: Why do you always reference Revengeance at the most random times