Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

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You and whose army?

Expression of disbelief in and/or contempt for another's motivational capability. Communicates the attitude that the other person is utterly incapable of forcing anyone to do anything without the assistance of a large, heavily-armed force behind him.

Tough Guy: I already told you. Do it my way!
You: Forget it, pal.
Tough Guy: Okay, I'll MAKE you do it.
You: Yeah? You and whose army?

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you and what army

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

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you and what army

Who is trying threaten me?

A: Your dead, give in.

B: You and what army.

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