argus's ass

A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

Well I bent over in my tight bathing suit and I could tell by their expressions that I was showing them an Argus's ass.

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