A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.
an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people
just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.
Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.
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An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!
It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"
"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
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A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.
"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"
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The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?