Art Vandelay

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.

I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.

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Art Vandelay

The name George on "Seinfeld" always referred himself to in attempting to pick up women. Mr. Vandelay's occupation is always an architect.

"My name is Art Vandelay, I am an architect."

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Art Vandelay

The freakin' delicious vegetarian burrito at Moe's.

"Would you like fried mushrooms in your Art Vandelay?" "Hell yes!"

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An artist that Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick made up to ‘art shame’ Kris jenner.

Kris Jenner: oh my god I love your work Art Vandelay!
Khloe Kardashian: he’s not real mom.

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