Artists' Lung

1. Like black lung or white lung except not. More fruity even.

2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.

Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.

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