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A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.
Don’t drink Stella Artois or you’ll turn into Scott
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Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.
Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.
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Getting fucked on stong continental lagers.
It was only supposed to be a quick pint, but it turned into a menage artois...
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Stella is the phooking daddy!
stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.
Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night
Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?
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Wife beating juice.
Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.
Still easily the nicest lager available.
Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"
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Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.
Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella?
Me- Ok
Many beers later....
Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.
So smoooth.
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