As we speak

(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments

1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak

2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes

Those We Don't Speak Of

n., <tho-se. we. do-nt. spe-ek. of.>

*a group of (preferably) 2 beings (it is questionable on whether these beings are in fact human, animal- or rare form from another planet)

*generally answer to the name "asshole", "cheap whore", "Dump", or anything that rhymes with Batey and Bourtney

*Other than lawn bowling tournaments, they are not invited to places, events, or to see people, but always find a way to show up

*Prefer Butterball lunch meat over Healthy Choice

*are best friends and collect Beauty and the Beast snowglobes with people with names that sound like Jristy and Chim

"Hey Ruben, I think we should invite Those We Don't Speak of to Nikohl's surprise birthday party! Lord knows they'll probably just SHOW UP anyways"

"I am going to go visit Those We Don't Speak of in New York one of these days, but only because it's a free place to stay in a cool city. Hopefully I won't have to see them at all."

"Why are you soaked in Petrone, smell of cocaine, and look like you've been gang banged by a herd of large Gnomes???
Oh, ok, you were just hanging out with Those We Don't Speak Of"

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WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE

A TCC meme.

person 1: *swears*
teacher: " WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE" *gives 25 minute lecture about swearing*

THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF

*whispered*
two-thousand-sixteen

2016

"Remember when we went to DC?"
"Shhh, we do not speak of that year."
"What year?"
"THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF."

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We don't speak incel

Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.

Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?