Ashburian

Alumni/Current Student at Ashbury College ie the #1 school in Canada (tied with UCC). An Ashburian is a quintessential scholar (although some would say a bit affluent as well), setting the standard for intellect, ettiquete, class, and dress. Students whose superior education has taught him how to speak English correctly unlike the other feeble minded people who attend their worthless public schools. Ashburians are known to be athletes, productive citizens, gentlemen/ladies, intellectual, sociable, well mannered, scholarly and enjoyable to be around. No parties would be complete without a good-sized contingent of Ashburians. Ashburians have won countless OFSSAA championships unlike the other bozo schools.

Person #1: Did you hear how that Ashburian became a senator?

Person #2: Yeah, Ashburians are really the cream of the crop huh?