Ashlon

Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.

Dude1: Ashlon is so insane!

Dude2: He did my mom.

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Ashlon

One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.

Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!

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Ashlon

To be aged, to look at the past and shake your head.

I used to be a punk, one step away from degen. Now I'm ashlon, and it's hard to imagine I ever wasn't.

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