asian invasion

When Yao Ming dunks on someone's face.

NBA player 1: "How'd you manage to break your face?"
NBA player 2: "Asian invasion."

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asian invasion

when you cannot get out of a classroom because of a flood of asians streaming in for the class that starts in ten minutes

Person 1: Dude why are you always late to history?

Person 2 (angrily):...because of asian invasion after my biology class.

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asian invasion

When there are a whole bunch of asian's walking around and you cannot seem to find any of your own kind

OMG look out, its an asian invasion. Duck and Cover!

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asian invasion

gatherings or events with big groups of asians in other racial dominated areas.

asians who are 'white(american) washed' usually run from these asian crowds to avoid stereotypes.

ex 1: those huge asian tour guides at theme parks (ie. Disneyland, Six Flags, etc)

ex 2:
Non-asian friend: WOW! There's a mob of asians! Asian invasion! Can you speak their language??!
White washed asian:...... JUST BECAUSE IM ASIAN..

ex 3:
a group of 9 asian friends get together with two white/spanish/etc friends.
white/spanish/etc friends: Asian invasion!

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Asian Invasion

1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products

However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.

"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"

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Asian Anal Invasion

The act of having anal sex with an Asian

Man, do I love shoving my shaft in that girl and doing an Asian Anal Invasion

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Asian invasion

A gradual increase in the number of Asian girlfriends within a group of guys. More and more guys will get Asian girlfriends, and peer pressure will force the others to instantly date the first Asian girl they see quickly after. This epidemic ravages many public schools

(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely